CIRCUMSTICIAL IMPRUDENT: AN ORDINARY LOVE TALE WITH
PLENTY OF PRUDENCE BY SAYANTAN MONDAL
PROLOGUE
This is no ordinary tale. This is neither an extraordinary rendition of post-apocalyptic earth. This is a simple story of a moron, the beautiful gal he is/was in love with and the gal’s equally stupid devdas marka boyfriend.
1.SUBJECT: MORON BOY
AGE: 18…a contagious age.
LOCATION: Currently in a state of seismic shock! Cannot believe the things going around him. Searching for utopia. Suffers from myopia.
CASE HISTORY: The first time he fell in love he was ecstatic. It took him three years to speak to the gal
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CHARACTER TRAITS: He thinks that he is humble but he is not. He thinks he is DON JUAN DE MARCO. He is neither that. He has a bad habit of falling in love with every single girl he meets. That’s an exaggerated statement though. Till now rejected 16 times. Still loves the gal. Can’t forget her. Tries to search her qualities in every single gal he meets. So he fails and this will continue.
CONCLUSION: Moron boy seriously needs a life where he will cease thinking about the gal and have a good life. His anger at pop culture comes from his failure in love that is acceptable because pop is after all pap. The subject needs to make his weak points his strength and needs to completely erase her memories for his own good.
2.SUBJECT: BEAUTIFUL GAL
AGE: 18… a contagious age.
LOCATION: Currently unknown as far as the reports received. But still MORON BOY has located her.
CASE HISTORY: Has a complex about been beautiful. Has a snobbish attitude. Yet has guys going mad about her.
CHARACTER TRAITS: Mean, bitchy, conniving, and scrupulous. Don’t fall for looks. She is one hell of a gal. Doesn’t care for sentiments. Goes by look. Gal has a problem with one and all. There is a dangerous air in her, which might foul the souls of others. Still MORON BOY loves her madly, which is the saddest part. MORON BOY should understand that going after is futile as she is already with someone else. The guy she is with is equally stupid. So it won’t be a shock to one and all if beautiful gal leaves her.
CONCLUSION: Beautiful gal has ruined many lives including her. She is aimless and static in her goal. Her ultimate aim is to live a life of extravagance. She has unfaltering as well as unflattering resemblance to CLEOPATRA. She is like an ice queen. MORON BOY has lost his head to fall in love with such a gal.
3. SUBJECT: STUPID BOYFRIEND
AGE: 18…this is really a contagious age. An epidemic, which can be compared to the plague of Europe in the middle ages!
LOCATION: Currently residing in a surrealistic world. When this dream is over he has much to pay and even more to understand
CASE HISTORY: His case history is utterly normal. He thinks he is the best and is currently trying to fuck the rest. If not stopped he might impose a threat and AIDS will be an extinct disease! The breakthrough in the AIDS research will all be lost if he proves to be a social menace rather disease.
Problem arises due to BEAUTIFUL GAL. He is an obnoxious, redundant, mentally retarded emotionally unstable cock-a-doodle guy.
CHARACTER TRAITS: Has a negative attitude. Just because he has BEAUTIFUL GAL as his girlfriend he has developed a wrong outlook to other guys. Thinks of himself as ROMEO. But in comparison to MORON BOY he stands nowhere. He is practical yet pragmatic fool. Has no sense. BEAUTIFUL GAL has robbed him out of his senses. Aptly, he can only be compared to a malfunctioning druid.
CONCLUSION: If he is kept with BEAUTIFUL GAL he will lose his power of reasoning to. LOVE is the main culprit here yet LOVE been abstract cannot be prosecuted in terms of the laws of the land. Yet if STUPID BOYFRIEND does not stop his nonsense and do not come out of the fantasy he is living the end result will be lunacy. He is in much more danger than MORON BOY.
CHAPTER 1
Dr. Coccodiccus went through the case file once again. This case file was classified and was a state secret. If he were found tampering with material he would be sentenced to 10 years of rigorous bungee jumping by the ministry of brainwashing. The ministry of lovestop and ministry of brainwashing jointly handled this case. It was of great importance. Hardly did they receive any cases like this. Most normal cases were guys eloping with some sort of dressing materials of the gal. This resulted in two great operations. One search led to the search of the BOOMBARAKA Mountains in Afghanistan. The accused has till now managed to elude arrest. It was a shame to the efforts of the ministry of andha kanoon.
He was suppose to meet Dr. Bidhusoshi Putpundu regarding the case. The ministry of sycophant box has already sensationalized it. Moron Boy was portrayed as a rebel who broke social stigmas to fall in love with beautiful gal. After all he was ugly and bit too intelligent than her and folly folly what a jolly a bit shorter than her. It was a dangerous case and the federal tabela of intelligence gatherers. Moron boy was not prosecuted for his dangerous act as of yet but would be soon after experts from ministry of lovestop check his brain ratios.
He got up. He was skeptical about the meetings. After all both he and dr. putu were rivals. He always wanted to join ministry of brainwashing but he was brainwashed to join ministry of lovestop an institution that, believed in social equality in love. Its main work was to stop people of different strata, of different class, creed, and looks from falling in love. They emphasized that only those people with a matching sequence could fall in love. But the rule was least followed. They threatened people who looked different and also fitted the other criteria. It was a boring job before but with Moron Boy rebelling against the society and the rules they were now against a weapon of mass distraction.
{Stupid Boyfriend had his way in this. He bribed the officials and got hitched to Beautiful Gal……..copied from book 22 of ministry of lovestop]
Doctor Putu was sitting in the enormous cradle smoking from a hukah. He was man of fine temperament but nowadays he has hired two nurses for his own use as his blood pressure has shot up unexpectedly. As the door opened he fell from his cradle with a thud. Dr. Coccodiccus hurriedly came for his rescue but he signaled for him to stop.
“Sania & Mania! Come and help me please.”. two lovely nymphets appeared. Dr.Coccodiccus was amazed. He looked with a bewildered eye at the antics of Dr. Putu.
As he finally got his diaper changed and got into a new one he finally spoke.
“Mr.Coccodiccus moron boy is creating a ruckus. Before he can screw us, before he can create anymore fuss…cholo phele di salar lass.”
“It will be dangerous dude. Very very dangerous. You know how many supporters he has in morkot.com.”
“Really what a fellow…mone hocche jol diye kore ni swallow.”
“We have to be very careful in our approach. Tomorrow I have called for a meeting in the central geometry committee. There we will discuss his future. I think he should be grounded and sentenced to 10 years of imprisonment in himesh gamachiya academy of fine nasal tone.”
“I get it. Before that let us prosecute him. now please go my friend. Its time for me to have my dim. Sania and Mania….”
Before he could complete his sentence and Dr. Coccodiccus could leave obviously grumbling the door opened. A strong breeze began to blow. Echoes of thunder began to boom. OST from dhoom 2 began to buzz aloud.
Welcome my friends the one and only JHINKURI MANNA, the best spy. Successor of James Bond 007 and Vagabond 420 he entered the room with a mechanical manifestation of his legs. But then he broke down and began crying kicking his legs in the air, tearing his hair.
He began squabbling and began babbling.
“Moron boy has escaped our vigilance. We have lost our last chance.”
When sania and mania came they found three people crying and singing
the all time hit….JISE JANA THA WHO CHALA GIYA..AAB TO LOT KE AJA….
The scenario is pretty intense now. With no news of moron boy the public would definitely demand an explanation. There were chances that the two organizations be banned and new ones opened. But before that I would like you two present the diary of Moron Boy which was exclusively bagged by KHALBALI news channel …though only excerpts will be produced.
Copyright infringement is a must so is plagiarism. Happy reading
